Thought I might start a thread for funnies if you know any good ones.

Here's my attempt to get the ball rolling:

"My friend is addicted to brake fluid, but he's not worried as he reckons he can stop at anytime"

Harley Davidson....

another one below....

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Harley Davidson..
The easyest way to turn gasoline into noise with out the side efect of horse power...

A man with two left feet walks in to a shoe shop and starts looking around the various shoes on display....

The attendant approaches him and asks him: "Do you need any help, Sir?"

The man replies: "Yeah... I'd like to try a pair of..... flip - flips"

A beautiful Italian girl is having a romantic affair with a rich business man. Dismayed to find herself pregnant, she tells him. We cannot meet again he says, but I will take care of you financially, when the baby is born send me a post card with the word spaghetti on it. Months later the man comes home from work and his wife says 'a rather strange postcard came today'. Nervously the man read it.....' Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. ..two with meatballs one without!

" Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of cereal ? Apparently he was pulled in by a strong current ".


An Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman walk in to a bar, Barman say's,
"Whats this some kind of joke?".


What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head ? Cliff.

Did you seen in the news this week that the world's smallest zoo has opened over in Rhode Island USA? Apparently it's only got one animal and it's a...































shih tzu!

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