A beautiful Italian girl is having a romantic affair with a rich business man. Dismayed to find herself pregnant, she tells him. We cannot meet again he says, but I will take care of you financially, when the baby is born send me a post card with the word spaghetti on it. Months later the man comes home from work and his wife says 'a rather strange postcard came today'. Nervously the man read it.....' Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. ..two with meatballs one without!