Europe trip is fast approaching and i thought it wise to put some relevant phrases in writing for the French portion of my trip> in Italy i will be fine but i cant speak a word of French so needed a little help. The online translators are pant from what i can tell. So if anyone can translate the following i would appreciate it tonnes!

I have a flat tyre!
My bike wont go!
Do you know a garage that could help me?
Im out of petrol!
Do you know where I can get petrol?
Is there a camp site close by?
Can I camp here just for 1 night please?
Do you have a room for one person for one night please?
How much?
Do you have secure parking or a garage for my bike?
Bottled water?
Drinking water?
Where can I get food close by?
Is there a toilet close buy?
Where are the toilets?
I need medical help!
Is there a hospital close by?
Call an ambulance for me!
Ive crashed my bike!
Here are my medical details.
Im lost. Which way to �........?


Cheers for any help guys and gals!
Dan