easy on you's two.
your making me cry. The old rubber johnie game heard about that a few times, i prefer a petrol can but sometimes hard measures are called for. The latex gloves are a good one, i got a big tissue type box of them, proper heavy duty ones not those micro thin put them on your hands and they snap ones. Great as you say for keeping your hands dry and for keeping your dirty hands away from good gloves.
Those canisters i've heard are not that good, even though i have a set i havent used them. I heard one canister only pumps your tire up by about 4psi, i take it this crap as you storm say you only need a few to pump up your tyre properly?
Also a personal favourite of mine is taping a spare allen key, spanner, or even bike key on the inside of your fair where you can reach if you have lost your key, broke spanners or broke allen keys. Saved my skin when i bust my other allen key (fairing panel kept coming loose on an old bike)