Put on wife's washing up gloves.
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Cut up wife's best T-shirt in to a square.
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Hold wife's T-shirt in left hand and poor generously wife's baby oil onto T-shirt.
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Grab lower chain and roll wheel backwards through oil-sodden T-shirt.
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Repeat until nice 'n clean / oily.
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Put wife's T-shirt and gloves back.
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Deny all knowledge when questioned about above mentioned shredded Givenchy rag.
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Simples....
