I've been lucky enough to have six weeks in Europe ie Greece, France, Italy, Belgium and Holland. Plus a few days in England.

But I'm officially stressed. During that time, we drove about 3000km (on the wrong side of the road but no-one got booked for it!), rode on big red buses and tramped miles through towns and cities and I saw only two - ie 2 only - Teneres. There were stacks of TDM 850-900s, Africa Twins, thousands of road bikes, lots of XTRs and XTXs, BMWs by the truckload and literally hundreds of V-Stroms. 2 Teneres? What is with that?