Welcome to the site & the joys of XT riding.
Great colour, lucky you didn't get a hearing aid.
I hear what you are saying about the rear end & especially the cans. They are ridiculous. I just yesterday replaced mine on the R with an Akropvic single can.
The factory cans are so heavy, I feel like weighing them. The bike felt genuinely easier to push around the workshop, and better on the road & gravel riding today.
As Captn Moto says you might want to go the MTC cans & DNA stage 2 as soon as you can.
Cheers, Boneman