right heres my ride report


what a **** day ...met some real dodgy charicters

rode for two hours to grace them with my presence and ...they wouldnt even let me fiish me teacake ...
then they dragged me up some rocky hilly bits and then pushed me down some really rocky hilly bits
three times

then they took the piss cos i had a cup tea in a proper cup

then tried to kill me in ruts

when it all failed one or two even tried thowing there bikes down in front of me to stop me ....grrr

then they tried to fool me by reinstalling me handlbars upside down ..but i feckem up by getting on the bike facing bacwards
they then pissed off and left me without so much as a peck on the cheek

so i went home in disgust ..what a shower of twarts

the end


By minkyhead at 2011-10-24

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and they never even helped to wash me bike grr

you were lucky it was a really crap day overall

By minkyhead at 2011-10-24