Porridge.

Oatmeal,
Water,
Bit of Milk
Rasins
Banana
Honey/Syrup or sugar

Mix the water and oatmeal (1 part oatmeal to 2 parts water and 1 part milk) and bring to the boil.

Simmer until it starts to thicken, chuck in the rasins and continue simmering until it's as thick as you ant it.

Chuck in the Banana and sweetner - done!

Keep you going all day will this stuff.


Ratatouille

1 Red Onion,
Teaspoon of Olive Oil (or any Oil except engine)
Red Pepper,
Garlic (as much as you like),
Mixed herbs
Veggies from the closest shop - whatever you want to make the meal up
Tin Chopped Tomatoes,
Salt & Pepper to taste


Cook the onion off in the oil,
add the sliced pepper and garlic,
Chuck in the herbs
Add the 'other' veggies

When the contents start to soften, add the tinned tomatoes (a dash of red wine works well if you have any too)

Simmer for 30 miuntes or so. Done.



Frying an egg on the BBQ

You'll need a pie foil (after the Meat & Tattie pie you got from the village shop earlier)

Stick the foil on the BBQ, crack an egg into it. Done.

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