I was tempted to have flying penii embroidered on, but thought better of it
You are right GULG, there are other options available and it is a very personal thing. I find my textiles less comfortable than my leathers to ride in, and the search for support for the old boy that doesn't chafe elsewhere is always ongoing, although I do think I may have found the solution.
Sheepskin helps as well, and is cheaper than an airhawk or getting your seat done.